The Ugly Dog

The Ugly Dog always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Dog had a ball that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Dog carried a CD player that they liked to smash. This seems a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Ugly Dog often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Dog desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Ugly Dog desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.