Her Orange Dog

Her Orange Dog always had with them a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

Her Orange Dog desperately needed a cheese grater that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Her Orange Dog often carried a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

Her Orange Dog desperately looked for a bottle of wine to hug. It should be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Orange Dog carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Her Orange Dog found a bottle of wine that they would break. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.