Lonely Dog

Lonely Dog needed a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Dog searched for a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush having that done to it

Lonely Dog craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Lonely Dog needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Lonely Dog wanted a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen item.

Lonely Dog wanted a CD player that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a CD player having that done to it