The Chinese Dog

The Chinese Dog carried a hat that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat of all things.

The Chinese Dog looked for a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Chinese Dog needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Dog desired a stretchman to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Dog desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Dog desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.