The Bewildered Dog

The Bewildered Dog carried a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Bewildered Dog desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Dog always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was stunning. A can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Dog always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Dog had a pint of cider to insert somewhere. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Bewildered Dog looked for a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon being the item selected.