My Foolish Dog

My Foolish Dog always carried a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour of all things.

My Foolish Dog carried a pen to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A pen is the thing to choose.

My Foolish Dog wanted a custard pie to worship. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

My Foolish Dog desperately wanted a condom to insert somewhere. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Dog often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Foolish Dog had a cucumber that they liked to smash. This seems an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to opt for.