Their Horny Eagle

Their Horny Eagle looked for a porno magazine that they would sit and look at. It is a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Their Horny Eagle had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Eagle found a dildo that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Eagle always carried a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Eagle desperately craved for a custard pie to drop. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Their Horny Eagle needed a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.