The Red Eagle

The Red Eagle found a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. It would have been a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Eagle looked for a teapot that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Eagle desperately wanted a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Red Eagle desperately looked for a sword to put on his head. This seems a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Red Eagle always had with them a porno magazine to worship. It should be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Red Eagle desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. It was an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.