The Fucking Eagle

The Fucking Eagle carried a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Eagle desperately searched for a pint of cider to drop. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Fucking Eagle desperately desired a melon to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Eagle desperately desired a hat that they would often smash. This is certainly an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Eagle desperately desired a hat that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Eagle searched for a radiator that they would break. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.