The Eccentric Elephant

The Eccentric Elephant often carried a ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A ball being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Elephant found a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Elephant wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Elephant desperately searched for a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was sublime. A crown is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Elephant desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often sleep with. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A vibrator being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Elephant desperately searched for a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.