My Square Elephant

My Square Elephant always had with them a ball that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

My Square Elephant desired a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

My Square Elephant craved for a cup to throw. This could be considered an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Square Elephant owned a cheese grater to sleep with. It is a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

My Square Elephant searched for a tomato to share. It would be an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

My Square Elephant always kept a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was amazing. A bat was the thing that was opted for.