The Little Elephant

The Little Elephant needed a crown that they would sometimes share. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was simply life. A crown was the thing that was selected.

The Little Elephant desperately searched for a pint of cider to share. It might have been a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Little Elephant needed a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Elephant wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a new action, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Elephant always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. A little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Little Elephant craved for a rubber johnny that they would hug. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.