Orange Elf

Orange Elf desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Orange Elf always had with them a pen that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

Orange Elf always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was amazing. A porno magazine having that done to it

Orange Elf desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Orange Elf looked for a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Orange Elf desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a melon is the thing to opt for.