Her Curious Elf

Her Curious Elf owned a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Curious Elf owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Her Curious Elf desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Her Curious Elf found a chocolate bar that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Her Curious Elf craved for a set square to insert somewhere. It was a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it was exciting. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Curious Elf found a little monkey that they would share. It would be a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.