The Ugly Elf

The Ugly Elf desired a radiator that they liked to worship. One might say this is a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Elf desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Elf carried a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. A wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Elf desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Ugly Elf searched for a magic 8 ball to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it was spectacular. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Elf always carried a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.