Her Silly Elf

Her Silly Elf wanted a condom to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

Her Silly Elf desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

Her Silly Elf desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Her Silly Elf desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Her Silly Elf desired a bag of poop that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Her Silly Elf desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.