Adventurous Elf

Adventurous Elf always had with them a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Adventurous Elf searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Adventurous Elf desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

Adventurous Elf craved for a crown that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to select.

Adventurous Elf desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. A chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

Adventurous Elf searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.