A Horny Fisherman

A Horny Fisherman desperately looked for a sword that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A sword being the chosen item.

A Horny Fisherman desperately searched for a hat that they liked to drop. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a hat is the item to choose.

A Horny Fisherman needed a ball that they would often break. It was a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Fisherman desired a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

A Horny Fisherman always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

A Horny Fisherman often carried a sponge that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an exciting action, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.