Her Boring Fisherman

Her Boring Fisherman often carried a hat that they would sometimes eat. It might be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Fisherman desperately looked for a piece of paper to worship. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Her Boring Fisherman searched for a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cup being the chosen item.

Her Boring Fisherman wanted a bag of poop that they would often hug. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Fisherman carried a helmet that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Fisherman always had with them a lava lamp to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.