A Red Geek

A Red Geek desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

A Red Geek owned a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be wonderous. A stretchman was the item that was opted for.

A Red Geek had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

A Red Geek desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

A Red Geek desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Red Geek carried a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.