The Blue Geek

The Blue Geek found a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Geek always carried a mug that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to select.

The Blue Geek desperately searched for a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Blue Geek desperately looked for a dildo to hug. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Geek needed a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Blue Geek always kept a porno magazine to drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be fun. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.