A Green Geek

A Green Geek needed a pen that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pen is the thing to opt for.

A Green Geek desired a bat that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

A Green Geek found a rubber johnny that they would often put in the bath with him. It is an exciting action, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

A Green Geek carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

A Green Geek desperately desired a crown that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Green Geek craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.