The Dodgy Geek

The Dodgy Geek desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Geek needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Geek always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Geek desperately needed a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Geek needed a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Geek carried a sponge that they sometimes share. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.