Blue Geek

Blue Geek looked for a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Blue Geek desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is epic. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Blue Geek needed a tomato that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item selected.

Blue Geek desired a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Blue Geek found a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Blue Geek needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.