A Confused Giraffe

A Confused Giraffe found a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a curious thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

A Confused Giraffe desired a cup that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

A Confused Giraffe desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Giraffe desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Giraffe desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Giraffe always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.