The Crazy Gremlin

The Crazy Gremlin wanted a tomato that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Gremlin craved for a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Gremlin desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

The Crazy Gremlin looked for a bag of flour that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. A bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Gremlin desired a wig that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Gremlin desperately needed a spade to put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A spade was the thing that was opted for.