My Bum Loving Gremlin

My Bum Loving Gremlin found a little monkey to put on his head. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Gremlin always had with them a pen that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Gremlin desperately needed a cup to demolish. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Gremlin always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Gremlin desperately looked for a wig that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.