My Special Gremlin

My Special Gremlin owned a computer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

My Special Gremlin desperately looked for a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.

My Special Gremlin had a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was simply life. A lava lamp of all things.

My Special Gremlin wanted a vibrator that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

My Special Gremlin desperately craved for a crown to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird idea, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a crown being the chosen item.

My Special Gremlin always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.