The Curious Gremlin

The Curious Gremlin desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman having that done to it

The Curious Gremlin searched for a set square that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.

The Curious Gremlin desired a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Gremlin desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is miraculous. A custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Gremlin found a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Gremlin desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.