The Dodgy Gremlin

The Dodgy Gremlin desired a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. This seems an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Gremlin had a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Gremlin desired a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Gremlin craved for a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Gremlin desperately searched for a bag of flour to throw. It would be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Dodgy Gremlin carried a sack of potatoes to annihilate This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.