Their Bewildered Gremlin

Their Bewildered Gremlin always carried a pencil sharpener that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Gremlin craved for a bat that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

Their Bewildered Gremlin always had with them a wig that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Gremlin owned a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

Their Bewildered Gremlin looked for a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A CD player being the item selected.

Their Bewildered Gremlin owned a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke having that done to it