Depressed Gremlin

Depressed Gremlin wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. It should be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Gremlin needed a melon that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

Depressed Gremlin desperately looked for a spade that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

Depressed Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Depressed Gremlin always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Gremlin carried a dildo to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it