The Boring Hedgehog

The Boring Hedgehog carried a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Boring Hedgehog often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Boring Hedgehog wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Hedgehog always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Boring Hedgehog needed a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Boring Hedgehog found a CD player that they would sleep with. It was a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.