My Boring Hedgehog

My Boring Hedgehog often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Boring Hedgehog needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes drop. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

My Boring Hedgehog desired a cucumber to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

My Boring Hedgehog desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a hat having that done to it

My Boring Hedgehog desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

My Boring Hedgehog looked for a bat that they would often hug. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.