A Yellow Jerk

A Yellow Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often drop. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was fun. A lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

A Yellow Jerk craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. A magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

A Yellow Jerk desperately looked for a vibrator to smash. It might have been a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

A Yellow Jerk owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Yellow Jerk carried a ball to throw. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Jerk always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.