A Boring Jerk

A Boring Jerk desperately needed a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item selected.

A Boring Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Jerk wanted a mug that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.

A Boring Jerk desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

A Boring Jerk desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was simply life. A helmet was the chosen thing.

A Boring Jerk desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. It would be a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.