My Anxious Jerk

My Anxious Jerk desired a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Jerk needed a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Jerk desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Jerk always carried a lava lamp to share. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

My Anxious Jerk looked for a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a new exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

My Anxious Jerk looked for a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.