The Grumpy Jerk

The Grumpy Jerk craved for a can of coke that they would hug. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Jerk had a painting of a melon that they would experiment on. This could be considered a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Jerk desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Jerk desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would demolish. This seems a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Jerk desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Jerk desperately searched for a mug to sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was selected.