The Round Jerk

The Round Jerk found a set square to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Round Jerk desperately desired a spade that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Round Jerk found a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

The Round Jerk wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes share. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Round Jerk owned a toilet brush that they liked to smash. It might have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Round Jerk desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.