The Boring Jerk

The Boring Jerk desired a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.

The Boring Jerk searched for a sword that they liked to break. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

The Boring Jerk always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Jerk desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Jerk wanted a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. A hat would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Jerk carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of coke having that done to it