The Famous Jerk

The Famous Jerk needed a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Famous Jerk looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Jerk desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

The Famous Jerk desperately looked for a bat that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Jerk desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat is the item to select.

The Famous Jerk often carried a vibrator to drop. One might consider this to be a curious action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.