My Depressed Knight

My Depressed Knight desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. This seems a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Knight desperately needed a CD player to sleep with. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Knight desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes embrace. It was an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Knight wanted a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Knight desperately needed a little monkey that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Knight often carried a helmet that they would hug. It was a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to opt for.