His Talented Knight

His Talented Knight always carried a bat that they sometimes play with. It would have been a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

His Talented Knight desperately needed a porno magazine to put up their bum. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Talented Knight found a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig of all things.

His Talented Knight owned a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A little monkey was the chosen thing.

His Talented Knight desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

His Talented Knight desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a set square is the item that was chosen.