My Anxious Knight

My Anxious Knight searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

My Anxious Knight desperately searched for a wig that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Knight always had with them a cucumber that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Knight had a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Knight looked for a crown that they would play with. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Knight desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.