Their Boring Knight

Their Boring Knight always kept a ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item selected.

Their Boring Knight always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was fun. A sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Their Boring Knight always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Their Boring Knight had a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Knight always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Knight always had with them a melon that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a melon being the item opted for.