The Different Lunatic

The Different Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Lunatic found a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Different Lunatic desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Different Lunatic desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Different Lunatic desperately desired a computer that they would smash. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a computer is the item to select.

The Different Lunatic carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.