Foolish Lunatic

Foolish Lunatic needed a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. It might be a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Foolish Lunatic often carried a custard pie that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Foolish Lunatic desperately wanted a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Lunatic had a sword that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item selected.

Foolish Lunatic desperately wanted a teapot to embrace. It would be an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Foolish Lunatic wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.