A Crypting Lunatic

A Crypting Lunatic always kept a pint of cider to put up their bum. This seems to be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Lunatic searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Crypting Lunatic looked for a computer that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Lunatic found a set of lego that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was amazing. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing selected.