The Hungry Lunatic

The Hungry Lunatic desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Lunatic had a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It was an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Lunatic wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It is a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Lunatic looked for a sponge that they sometimes throw. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Lunatic often carried a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.