The Exciting Lunatic

The Exciting Lunatic always had with them a pint of cider to eat. It was a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Lunatic had a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Lunatic owned a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Lunatic desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. It is a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Lunatic needed a bottle of coke that they would often drop. It should be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Lunatic desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item selected.